This is how you know I need a vacation!

Me: "You're acting weird today."

Brian: "Yeah. Can't I act weird sometimes? ....and can be you be a little more spec..."

Me (interrupting): "Kinda needy. You know like a cat when they need attention. You're like go away, go away, and the cat just keeps coming back for more. Like that."

Brian: "Yeah... I put up with that multiple times a day from Smacky."

Me: "STOP SMACKY-ING ME, BRIAN!"